I have finally got round to doing some new photos – they’re not for sale yet (it’s too late at night to faff around with that sort of thing, maybe tomorrow)

Here’s a sneak preview of some of them. 

Guitar Hero

And this one comes from a series I am doing for weddings. 

Shotgun Wedding

I love this one. It’s a bit more dark, like the Death By Chocolate shot and it’s something I want to do more of. I thought of having the bride & groom dead too, but decided that was going a bit far and no one would want it. But to be honest, anyone that buys a picture like that to give as a wedding gift is a bit mentally ill. 

I have a tiny polar bear model that I have yet to use. And an artist painting on a canvas. And a photographer. And a Muslim Sheik. And a mini police car. 

In fact, come to think of it, I have more new little people than I have new ideas. 

Cock.